Anonymous asked:
have you ever been in a fight

girlfights:

Everyday I fight my internal drive to eat all of the food in my house.


(Source: restinpeaches)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

sannybby:

Me when I see a fat ass

(Source: pink-sugar-blossom)

deehenn:

ihatetombrady:

anofficialblog:

ihatetombrady:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

bootyscientist:

you in her notes but im in her panties

you in her inbox but im in her box

you in her texts but we havin sex

you in her dms but I’m hitting it every pm

you sendin her tweets but she’s in my sheets

you got her Kik but she got my dick

you sendin her snaps but my dick in her lap

You send her letters I’m gettin her wetter


(Source: kyliekenner)

4ever-horngry:

If you’re on your phone and you don’t click this image, you’re missing out.

(Source: gypsyindreamland)

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

image

(Source: uhuf)

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